Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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