I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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