Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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