WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Girls should come with a carfax report
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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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