doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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