The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
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Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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