i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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