now i know why i became what i already was.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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