I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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