I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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