woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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