MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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