I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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