next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Randomize
