dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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