I wish i was in the wii world.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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