White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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