Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Randomize
