i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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