i just google imaged poop.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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