So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go