My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.