if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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