They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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