I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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