i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
So squirting runs in the family.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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