Just fell off a train. Bad.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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