i'm signing you up for texting rehab
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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