love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
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Did I show you my penis last night?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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