That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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