But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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