I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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