NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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