she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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