I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I cut my penus on the lid.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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