I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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