We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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