You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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