For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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