you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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