Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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