I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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