Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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