I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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