I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize