forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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