5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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