Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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