I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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