Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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