Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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