im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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