Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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