Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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