who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
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The beer is more important than you right now.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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