Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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